title: tilting downward
Hyukjae, Donghae
humor, weirdness
... I have nothing to say about this |:

( Hundreds of papers had to have been misfiled, not to mention countless other mistakes that could only have happened in the most ridiculous of circumstances. Actually, we caught the problem an hour ago and everything would have been sorted out before you would have gotten here, but there were some communication issues. You know how it goes. )

title: learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Heechul/Hyukjae (Donghae, Hyukjae)
humor, angst, romance, fluff
NC-17
late late late birthday!fic for shieldkitten. I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. IT KILLED ME DEAD. IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE WHAT YOU WANTED. BUT I GOT THE PAIRING RIGHT. ALSO, PORN. (akjsdlkajdslj ;_; never again.)

( 'We've been at this for hours, non-stop -- why won't you stop? -- and I can't remember what it was like to sleep. I can't feel my left side. This is the end and you've killed me.' )

title: head into the light
theme: 043. washing machines; 014/100; archive
Donghae/Shiwon
humor, weirdness, death
I lost whatever plot I may have had somewhere around the first couple sentences. Shortly after that I stopped trying to correct that problem. Don't expect this to be coherent. D:

( Shiwon had a moment of complete and total disorientation, followed by a level of confusion he was becoming very much accustomed to. )

title: shiron man
One Hour Challenge: theme: magic; catch: it doesn't quite work like it should.
Shiwon
humour, insanity, EPIC DUMB
I wanted to watch Iron Man. Instead I was coerced into writing this. D:
unedited as per the challenge rules!

( Shiwon was really just in the wrong place at the wrong time. )

title: the gossip mill
One Hour Challenge: theme: secret; catch: it changes every time it's told.
Kangin, Eeteuk
humour
IDK. I never know.
unedited as per the challenge rules!

(  He stared at Eeteuk like one of them was behaving like a nutcase, and it wasn't him. )

title: kidnapping and other fun things
band!fic
humor, weirdness
this is by far the dumbest thing I have ever written. just...let's pretend it's not.

( Eeteuk realized he'd lost whatever control over the situation that he ever had. )

title: your friend: world domination
band!fic
humor, weirdness
wow, I don't even know with this one. written for phasera who wanted something with Donghae. ♥ not sure when/if she'll see this, but I wanted to post it before I left. omg hollywood bowl kmf saturday \o/

( When two men showed up claiming to be Mr. Lee Donghae's personal bodyguards everyone started to clue in to the fact that things were maybe not exactly normal. )

title: communication errors
theme: 097. glasses; 013/100; archive
Kangin/Eeteuk
humor, excessive amounts of fluff
I'm not really sure where this fic came from. D: And I still have writer's block so this fic doesn't count.

( Eeteuk ran his fingers through his ponytail and thought that there wasn't anything wrong with either his hair or his face. But then, could he really listen to the word of a mad man anyway? )

title: one of those days
theme: 032. roses; 011/100; archive
Shindong/Shindong (Shindong/Everyone)
humor
a) this seemed like a good idea when I started it. b) wow. wow. I was really not expecting the amount of response I got for that last fic. thank you so much! c) For some reason I have been craving Kangin/Eeteuk/Heechul lately, but there's very ( Read more... )

title: rocks fall, everybody dies
band!fic
humor, death (repeatedly)
you ever have an idea that is so bad you can't not write it and then share it with anyone who doesn't know to run away? yeah. i seriously considered not posting this one. (and now i think i'll work on something with a plot.)

( Heechul thought it was quite unfair that he should die so young and leave the world without someone as singularly gorgeous and clever and witty as himself. )